Bath day

Today was a HORRIBLE day!! It started out okay because one of my owners stayed home from work. She gave me a car ride and we went and saw some neat people at the V-E-T that put me on a scale. I had to "stay" there, and then they told me that I was such a big boy. I weigh 127 pounds and I'm only ten months. My owner said I'm bigger than she is. We then rode home in the car which was fun. But then it happened...she pulled out the waterhose...the soap...the green towel...and proceeded to wash all the dirt I've collected off of me!! It was horrible. So, now I am sulking in my room, looking pitiful.